8. You hear people talk about the end of confederacy as if everything that is good about life has died with it. Click on the picture to get a closer view.
7. Those belt buckles you see people wear (like on TV) are bigger than the size of your hand.
6. Going green means super sizing your salad (extra dressing please).
5. When these bad boys become a substitute for lawn art.
4. When you no longer hope for the closet parking spot, just one with the most shade. And let's be honest, parking next to the biggest rig becomes the goal.
3. You aren’t surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
2. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Chevy 3500 4x4 is.
1. You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean!
Oh and a couple others just for fun...
-You measure distance in minutes and/or hours
-And finally, you know you are in Texas when down sizing your car means from this...
To this!
1 comment:
I read this outloud to multiple people for laughs, SO funny and so true!! You are such a great writer. Now maybe you can work on doing one a week, versus 10 in a day:) Rationing= a good thing.
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